do you love him like a fat kid loves cake? or do you just want to lick the frosting?

Lessons on life & love from rap songs, issue #1.
How to tell what you want out of your relationship using the 50 Cent song “21 Questions”*

1. Would you love him if he was down & out?
2. If he feels off tomorrow would you still love him?
3. If he didn’t smell so good would you still hug him?
4. If he got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century could he count on  you to be there and support him mentally?
5. If he went back to a hoopty from a Benz would you poof and disappear like some of his friends?
6. If he was hit and hurt would you be by his side?
7. If it was time to put in work would you be down to ride?
8. If he flipped burgers at Burger King would you be ashamed to tell your friends you’re feeling him?
9. In bed if he used his tongue would you like that?
10. If he wrote you a love letter would you write back?
11. Would you leave him if your father found out he was thuggin?
12. Do you believe him when he tells you you’re the one he’s lovin?
13. Are you mad because of these 21 questions?
14. Are you his soul mate?
15. Do you trust him enough to tell him your dreams?
16. If he was down would you say things to make him smile?
17. If he was with some other chick and someone happened to see, and when you ask him about it he said, “it wasn’t me” would you believe him or up and leave him?
18. How deep is your bond if that’s all it takes for you to be gone?
19. Could you love him in a Bentley?
20. Could you love him on a bus?

*ed. note: it would seem that Mr. Cent only asked 20 questions, as a bonus 21st question allow me to borrow from another track, is he a “wankster”?

Stay tuned for the next issue when we discuss fire safety tips with Rock Master Scott and what to do when the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.